This... This just broke me.

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 07/05/2020 at 13:05 • Filed to: None

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Kanye is running for president. Elon Musk is supporting him. This somehow isn’t an Onion article. Everyone in the comments of that article is a monster. The world has gone insane. Where have all the sane people gone? They must be cowering in their bunkers and secret hideouts. I gotta get me one of those...

I’m not sure how much more 2020 I can take...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 13:11

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The Snowman > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 13:14

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Well Kanye and Trump should split the whackadoo demographic so * shrug* ?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 13:19

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Hannity 2024

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 13:20

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I am sequestered on a planet full covered in morons and whackos.

RallyWrench > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 13:39

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You remember in Back to the Future II where old Biff gets the Sports Almanac, then steals the DeLorean   and sets off the dark timeline ? 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RallyWrench 07/05/2020 at 13:41

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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/back-to-the-future-writer-biff-is-donald-trump-190408/

RallyWrench > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/05/2020 at 13:55

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I'm not even surprised. Going to facepalm straight through the back of my head now. 

Brickman > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/05/2020 at 13:55

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At least there is hope with John Retriever :)

Robot hitler will undo the Dogs and C ats marriage act :(

fintail > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 14:05

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Cool, another carnival barker candidate, just like in 2016.   And another vote stealer to mess things up like in 2016.  This will only help dotard and the feckless drones who support him (even those who claim to not be a fan but defend the regime nonstop)

I need to win a lottery so I can buy residency somewhere else.

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/05/2020 at 14:15

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I'm not sold on Robot Hitler's "boncentration bamps" ideas, but his infrastructure plan is solid

Kiltedpadre > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 14:29

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Where do we put the odds that Elon is manipulating Kanye’s ego and sold him on the fact that this announcement would reverse some of the damage done to both their reputations for supporting Trump in the past? 

fintail > ranwhenparked 07/05/2020 at 14:43

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These days if a “National Bocialist” party popped up, I wouldn’t be shocked.

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 17:38

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Isn’t this the dude that couldn’t run a small clothing line?

And he wants to run your  country?!?!?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 18:13

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As an Australian...this made my weekend!

Jim Spanfeller > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/05/2020 at 18:59

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We must all look absurd to you guys. Frankly, I can’t blame you.

Jim Spanfeller > Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com 07/05/2020 at 18:59

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Executive order, y’all need to buy Yeezys.

Jim Spanfeller > Kiltedpadre 07/05/2020 at 19:01

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Even Elon would make a better president tha n Kanye... How come the sane people don’t run for president anymore? I thought I remembered us having some good ones at some point...

Jim Spanfeller > fintail 07/05/2020 at 19:03

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Australia is my backup plan in case America completely goes to crap, although then I would have to worry about spiders and wombats and everything else that wants to eat me.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 19:24

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Absurd is, without doubt, the best adjective one could use in this circumstance.

Kiltedpadre > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 20:42

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Elon can’t run since he was born in South Africa. He needed to find someone delusional enough about how valued/loved they are to believe him when he said they had a chance running as a write in candidate.

fintail > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 21:33

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Watch out for the drop bears.

I am hoping Canada starts accepting PNW refugees.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 22:14

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I used to ask:

Is this really the BEST we can do for people to choose from to be elected to the highest office in the country.

This has me asking: (and highly afraid of this question being answered...)

Is there really any WORSE we can do for people to choose from?

A man with little tact, and that half the people blindly loathe (although that second part would be anyone with an R behind their name)

A man with little sense, can’t form a sentence, can’t name a single substantive contribution from decades in the federal government, including vice president, and with family involved in dubious activities that were integral in the issue that they tried to use to impeach the previous person mentioned... and the inability to keep his hands off of women, including people I have met.

And now Kanye West... What can be said that he himself hasn’t already...

You realize that would make the Kardashians the first family...

Going from a former reality TV personality to turning the Whitehouse into an active reality TV production stage is not a process toward dignity, but in the opposite direction far and fast.

Stef Schrader > fintail 07/05/2020 at 22:53

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“I should move to the Nürburgring” is less of a joke and more of a “H ow can I do this?” lately.

fintail > Stef Schrader 07/05/2020 at 23:10

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If I won a lottery, there’s a greater chance than not I would live in Germany or maybe Switzerland.

Jim Spanfeller > fintail 07/05/2020 at 23:49

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New Zealand would be ideal except that they already thought of that and made it really hard to get in. 

fintail > Jim Spanfeller 07/05/2020 at 23:51

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Just gotta have $$$, then anything is possible.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 00:24

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I don’t think he has much of a chance since I’m sure Trump can out-idiot him.

And when I last checked, his presidential bid still isn’t serious enough that there is any polling data on his chances.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/elections/  

And there is another problem:

“West’s announcement came after the filing deadlines in all 50 states to run as a part of a major political party, and after most states held their primary elections. He also missed at least six states’ deadlines [a]   to appear on the ballot as an independent candidate”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West_2020_presidential_campaign

Sounds to me like his run for president is a day late and a dollar short. 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com 07/06/2020 at 00:26

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The current president managed to bankrupt a casino.

I’d say Kayne is better at business than Dotard Trump is.

Of course that’s not saying much... 

Jim Spanfeller > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/06/2020 at 00:27

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I sure hope so. 2020 can feel free to stop 2020ing now.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 00:33

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Given Kanye is a right-wing Trump lover, if he ran, he would likely steal black Trump supporter support from Trump, which would help seal the deal for a Biden win.

So if Kanye did end up on the ballot, it would actually be good news in disguise if you just want Trump out of office. 

Stef Schrader > fintail 07/06/2020 at 01:29

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Switzerland is beeeeeeeeautiful. Unbelievably so. Pricey, but with all those views, the cool outdoor stuff and so many mountain passes, I get why.

nerd_racing > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 07:18

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No snark or sarcasm, I’d vote for him over Trump or Biden.  This is where we are in 2020.  Why not steer into the skid? 

nerd_racing > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 07:19

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You want New Zealand, the wild life is much less lethal. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 07:23

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Idiocracy is getting even more relevant

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 07:26

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stop the world, i want to get off.

where are the aliens when you want them?

nerd_racing > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 08:00

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I looked at their immigration website.  If you have a degree in certain fields it is much easier to get in.  They even post job ads too. 

AdverseMartyr > Stef Schrader 07/06/2020 at 10:36

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Don’t forget that they let you take your dog with you pretty much everywhere you would want to go.

AdverseMartyr > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 07/06/2020 at 10:42

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The scariest thing is that the Kardashians might have more ability to influence a vote than many other people. “ Vote for Kanye 2020 and see how fabulous we make the White House; Episodes start streaming the day before Inauguration. Vote early and often!”

With how much people love reality tv train wrecks I’m scared thinking about how many people might vote that way just to watch the episodes.

Stef Schrader > AdverseMartyr 07/06/2020 at 12:02

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Never been a doggo owner, but that’s got to be a plus for some.

I am in love with the chorus of cowbells up in the mountains, though. Also, cheese everywhere!

Jim Spanfeller > nerd_racing 07/06/2020 at 12:13

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A Kardashian would be the First Lady. 

nerd_racing > Jim Spanfeller 07/06/2020 at 12:39

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If that doesn’t say 2020, I don’t know what would.  

fintail > Stef Schrader 07/06/2020 at 13:09

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A case of getting what you pay for.  Also banking for Nazis/despots etc can be profitable.